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THINGS MOM ALWAYS SAID

These are some of the ADJECTIVE phrases you might, unfortunately, remember hearing from your mother's NOUN.

"Well, if the other PLURAL NOUN jumped off the Brooklyn NOUN, would you do it, too?"

"Always wear ADJECTIVE underwear in case you're in an accident."

"I never VERB (PAST TENSE) when I was your age."

"Turn on the PLURAL NOUN when you read -- you'll go blind."

"Don't sit so close to the NOUN -- you'll go blind."

"Don't use your NOUN to wipe your face. Always have a clean NOUN with you."

"Put on a warm NOUN -- you'll catch cold."

I guess when I'm older, I'll impart the same ADJECTIVE wisdom to my PLURAL NOUN.

From ADULT MAD LIBS (R) DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY THERAPY, Copyright (c) 2005.